As I was meticulously cleaning my precious A-Wire 2.0 Ice Iridium Oakleys, one of the legs fell off. I screamed. In horror. My beautiful, precious, wonderful A-Wire Ice that has served me for two and a half years!!
Pa came running when he heard me. I showed him the Oakleys (a gift from him) and he laughed, the sadist. He fixed it, but it’s a little senget and isn’t so tight over the face.
I love Oakley. I love my Oakleys. They are my precious. And my A-Wire Ice is My Precioussssss.
During my lunch hour, I went to look at Oakley’s range. Sadly, they are phasing out the A-Wire, which makes me all sorts of sad.
I was drawn to the Whisker Black Iridium, finally purchasing it. Yet, my mind dwelt on my A-Wire Ice.
In desperation, still determined to save My Precious, I called Oakley’s customer service.
Yes, they said, they can fix My Precious, but the whole frame will have to be replaced. All I need to do is send a cheque/money order for $100 along with My Precious, and they will have it sent back looking brand new in two weeks.
OMFG. I love Oakley forever and ever and E-VAH.