Ze agony. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
September 2006
Is that so?
“He should smack him with the ISA.”
“Pak Lah lembik lah.”
“Yeah, he’s like, Mr Nice Guy.”
“Eh, bodohs, Tun M got immunity.”
Apparently, with a Tun-ship, you’re basically immune from getting thrown into jail and from being charged under the Internal Security Act, plus a whole lot of others. Kind of like diplomatic immunity.
Really? I say, how much are one of these Tun-ships and where can I get them? 
RM$30K for a Datuk-ship, Tun-ship’s maybe twice or thrice that amount. Of course, when obtaining such titles, it’s got to be with style – for instance, who the hell wants to be granted a title by a Tottenham Hotspur fan? 
Ah, Malaysia. Where everything is a circus.
EPL 06/07 Man Utd 1 – 0 Spurs
Manchester United 1 – 0 Tottenham Hotspur
Giggs (9)
Nine minutes and it was all over. Saha wasted quite a few. Some scares from the visitors. It’s official, while Everton can clearly live without Rooney (yes Frank, I know they beat Liverpool), Manchester United cannot.
I have got to find a way to manage all this rushing around every Saturday (starting at 9am) and not sitting down til late in the evening, or one of these days I’m going to pass out during a Manchester United game.
Money well spent, methinks
Billy Joel concert tickets 10 rows from the stage: nearly half a week’s wages.
Your father’s expression when you bought them for him: priceless.
Because I am an extremely difficult, problematic and ungrateful brat who has caused many problems and will continue to do so. There has to be some justification for putting up with all that, no?
“OMGYOUBOUGHTMEBILLYJOELTICKETS? OMGOMGOMGBILLYJOELEEEEE~!!”
I kid you not.