The ISP I subscribe to are the biggest wanktards in the history of mankind. Wankers, bastards, useless asswipes, you name it, they embody it.

My ISP e-mail (used to deal with annoying family members) is created under the main ISP account registered under Papa’s name. Now, as we all know, Papa does not have any phone manners. Neither do I. But since he can get away with it, I deal with the horrendous task of general administration for various things like bills, banking and finances, asset management and legal matters.

Yes, I moonlight as an Executive Assistant in my spare time. T__T

There are two ways to access my e-mail: set up the account on Outlook/Eudora/etc, or via the ISP provider’s website. That means when I’m on a public computer or at work, I have access to my e-mail from the ISP’s website.

Unfortunately, this entire fucking day, I’ve been trying to access my e-mail via the website, but it insists that my username/password combination is wrong. Three tries and the account is locked out for three hours. I tried this morning, this afternoon and just now. When I open Outlook on my laptop my e-mails are retrieved fine, and I doublechecked the password as well. Everything I key in is correct.

In previous dealings with this goddamn ISP, I have discovered they will not let me conduct any sort of administration to the account over the phone as I am not the subscriber named in the account. So what the fuck am I supposed to do? That’s right, dear old man has to call up the ISP (only during office hours!), fix my stupid e-mail, and as part of my skillz in demonstrating foresight, ask the ISP to note down that I, the daughter, am allowed to deal with the ISP over the phone and by mail on behalf of the subscriber.

Morons.