I say, why did no one ever pimp The Princess Bride to me as one of the movies I must watch? By saying that Cary Elwes is actually hot in it? I’d have bought that!! Sort of. Maybe. Oh shutup.
His first close-up elicited a “OH MY GOD CARY ELWES WAS A PRETTEH BOI!!” followed by “Oh my lord, where have you been all my life?” and then a “Ruud who?” which ended by much asking of forgiveness for such blasphemous forgetfulness. But oh my lord… *swoons*
The whole Men In Tights thing just put Elwes along the same lines as Monty Python, and his painful time on The X-Files was marred, on my part, by much mockery and bad impressions. King? King? And which King would that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King?
Could totally see the beginnings of Robin Hood in this. TEE HEE HEE.
And Peter Falk. Dude, it’s Columbo!! HAHAHAHA!!
Butbutbut, I ♥ The Philadelphia Story (Katharine Hepburn rocks), even though I did not get the ending. Is it some kind of Hollywood standard, that Cary Grant always wins in the end? Bosanla…
