December 2005

Elwes was hot?!

Posted on December 31, 2005 at 10:10 pm in

I say, why did no one ever pimp The Princess Bride to me as one of the movies I must watch? By saying that Cary Elwes is actually hot in it? I’d have bought that!! Sort of. Maybe. Oh shutup.

His first close-up elicited a “OH MY GOD CARY ELWES WAS A PRETTEH BOI!!” followed by “Oh my lord, where have you been all my life?” and then a “Ruud who?” which ended by much asking of forgiveness for such blasphemous forgetfulness. But oh my lord… *swoons*

The whole Men In Tights thing just put Elwes along the same lines as Monty Python, and his painful time on The X-Files was marred, on my part, by much mockery and bad impressions. King? King? And which King would that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King?

Could totally see the beginnings of Robin Hood in this. TEE HEE HEE.

And Peter Falk. Dude, it’s Columbo!! HAHAHAHA!!

Butbutbut, I ♥ The Philadelphia Story (Katharine Hepburn rocks), even though I did not get the ending. Is it some kind of Hollywood standard, that Cary Grant always wins in the end? Bosanla…

And the crazy just keeps on coming

Posted on December 29, 2005 at 6:33 pm in

Nina has mentioned this, but this just deserves a little more mention because it highlights Malaysia as Truly WTF. At this rate it should be Malaysia Truly Gila.

Draping all the OIC member countries’ flags around a pyramid (not to mention already hitting a snag)? Look, I know Pak Lah said we’re to raise Malaysia’s world profile, but this does not include a project-expedition that looks like it came straight out of Mahathir’s Excellent Adventure.

Clearly, conquering Mount Everest wasn’t enough. With this penis-mentality our countrymen seem to have, I could get rich off these buggers as a psychologist.

The brain is frozen

Posted on December 25, 2005 at 3:03 pm in

*COUGH* *CHOKE* Official van Nistelrooy cardboard cut-out.

Own your very own life size cut out of the one and only Van Nistlerooy.

Has a stand to keep him upright.

*CHOKE* UPRIGHT?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You know what should be next? A van Nistelrooy RealDoll. XD

Before running off again

Posted on December 24, 2005 at 10:54 pm in

Me: Why are you giving away good Scotch?
Pa: It’s the season of giving!!
Me: It’s also the season of drinking. Again, why are you giving away good Scotch?

Dammit, it’s 20 year old single malt scotch whiskey!!

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Whatla…

Posted on December 19, 2005 at 4:54 pm in


Aston Villa 0 – 2 Manchester United
van Nistelrooy (10), Rooney, (51)

Yanno, I waited to post this up in the hopes that, while playing Temporary Arsenal Fan last night, there’d really be something to say. As it is, I wail in despair – the media should be speculating Wenger’s job, not Sir Gaffer’s. There was only one person sorely missed at Highbury, none the more so yesterday, and he goes by the name of Patrick Vieira, scum of the universe. But it is scum Arsenal desperately need.

It’s quite unlucky for Park Ji-Sung, whom I initially despised (oh shutup, of course I despise when your team kicked ITALY outta the World Cup!!), has not scored yet despite some very close misses. He did provide Rooney’s goal, which was rather amazing in itself, considering how Villa’s defence crowded him when he got the ball.

Would you believe it, I had to watch the slo-mo replay of van Nistelrooy’s goal, because I had shut my eyes – whether from terror, panic or anticipation – when he picked up the ball from Fletcher.

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