The Immigration Department of Malaysia seriously need to rethink their FAQ. I’m looking for constructive answers to my questions, like How To Harass My Local Embassy, or How Long Will It Take To Renew My Passport. I’m certainly not looking for constructive answers to doozies like this:
I had an argument with my wife and she tore my MRP. What should I do to replace that passport? How long will it take to get a new one?
If it wasn’t so hilarious I’d shake my head in despair.
TAK GUNA SIAL WE CONCEDED THAT GOAL!! Sakit kepala aku.
First half was disgusting. There was a moment when we kept knocking on West Ham’s door, but then it somehow tapered off and disappeared into the oblivion known as halftime. Silvestre subbed for Gaz opened up the game a little, but it was still very shaky. The 4-5-1 definitely wasn’t working.
The second half was much better. Rooney’s equalizer was a-fucking-mazing. But if anyone suggests if he should be permanent Manchester United skipper as of now, they ought to be shot dead. One, he’s too young. Two, he’s got a very bad temper (not like it ever stopped Keano). Three, what game were you watching, if you didn’t notice how his concentration went off when Harewood scored?
And Roy. Roy Roy Roy… Carroll, I mean. Such a brilliant start in the first half, I thought, “Who are you and what have you done to the real Roy Carroll?” And then he messed up that clearance that gave O’Shea the second goal. My Darling pulled a very cheeky attempt that hit the bar – I didn’t know he even had it in him. o_O
van Nistelrooy and the captain’s armband still does my head in. Half of me wants to giggle, the other (louder) half yells Oy!! What about Gaz? Scholesy? Giggsy? But it all made sense at extra time, when he was subbed for Richardson, and the armband tossed to Gaz. World order was restored for three minutes.
Dammit. My world made sense for three miserable minutes.
My uncle Vitto passed away. We might be going to Milan.
I don’t want to talk about this at all. I don’t want to hear any sort of reference to the event. Fuck off and let me deal A-L-O-N-E.
Let’s not forget what eventually killed him. That aside, he was one of the best Manchester United players of his time. His performance on the field was legendary. Arguably one of the best British players ever. Not even Becks will be remembered like that.
People who are new to eBay should fucking learn to READ THE ITEM DESCRIPTION and ask questions BEFORE BIDDING.
A moron sent me a question asking if I will use regular post instead of express post (I had specified express post), stating that she will not buy the item if I charged express post rates. AND SHE HAD ALREADY BID ON THE ITEM.
Stupid, stupid human being.
“Roy will be remembered as the greatest player to ever play for the club. Having worked a played with him for four and a half years, he is the best player I have played with. It’s such a shame that his time at the club has to stop now. It was a big shock on Friday when the news came through, a sad day.” – Ruud van Nistelrooy
OMGRUUDSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!! What’s he looking to do, get the chop from Sir Gaffer?!
I really hate it when Soccernet say things like ‘who may yet fill Keano’s boots as permanent United captain’ of van Nistelrooy. It just makes the concept all the more difficult to wrap around.