Sundae fail

Posted on June 28, 2009 at 7:16 pm in

A moment of fail Saturday afternoon… pulling up to the pharmacy, I noticed Papa’s car parked outside as well. Going inside, I found him at the rear, waiting for his prescription. He was also chowing down a sundae, obviously from the McDonald’s next door. My eyes narrowed at the sundae, because I caught His Highness Most Diabetic chowing down on a caramel chocolate coated vanilla ice-cream bar a couple of days before.

Me: What’re you getting Pa?
Pa: My medication. *nomnomnom*
Me: Your diabetes medication?
Pa: Yep. *nomnomnom*

Moments like these I wished I carried around a big damn FAIL sign.

Pause. Rewind. Oops.

Posted on June 21, 2009 at 2:43 am in

Before class, Madame Principal was talking to Ms Rosita, mentioning another student who had recently gotten engaged.

Ms Rosita exclaimed, “Oh my, everyone’s getting engaged! You’ll be next, Jean!”

AWK. WARD.

“Er. No.”

Was it yoga or toga?

Posted on June 20, 2009 at 2:58 am in

Home from the toga party, attempting to sober up so I can drive out to get some supper. Should have had more to eat, but there really was nothing at home to chow down.

Nic and I practically played The Amazing Race: Roman Costume Hunting after work, upon discovering that yes, our attendance was required. The rule – no costume, no entry. My efforts at lunchtime yielded nothing, so it was a mad dash to the last open costume shop to grab a couple of dresses, home to chow down whatever that’s available, and then out the door, trying not to trip over the outfit. We met up with Chlo, the one who organized our attendance, and then headed off to the party fashionably late, but early enough to catch a lulzy video clip that included her significant other prancing around the city in a toga (?!).

This week has been a bit challenging for all of us, excepting the very inebriated and exuberant significant other of Chlo’s, and all we needed was a few drinks, and then home to crash. The free entertainment of lulzing at skanks, giving wedgies to dudes dressed like Gerard Butler in 300 and chugging down free (cheap) alcohol, kind of helped the slide into a downtime weekend. I was a bit sad no one screamed out, “This. Is. SPARTA.” towards the end of the night. A++++ and they could have had the remainder of my drink tickets.

Now, I go hunt for food.

Dude, dudette, po-tay-to, etc.

Posted on June 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm in

Apparently, your best friend telling you that it’s “OPERA DUDETTE, WENCH,” can actually make you feel a little better.

Memories are for those who can take the pain

Posted on June 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm in

Up and down. Not even the up could overshadow the down.

When will this awfulness go away? When will I truly be able to forget?

New PC!

Posted on June 8, 2009 at 10:25 pm in

Cadley delivered my new computer today – and it is AMAZING. I am so glad I got him to build me a PC to the exact specs I wanted, and at a great price too! He knows his stuff, he installed a whole bunch of geeky things he figured I’d totally want. He was right, I totally was going to download them anyway.

Now to install FIFA, Football Manager, and I’ll never have to leave my room again.

Well, except to go to work. And oh yeah, that thing I do called flamenco.

I think I need to take a week off to get acquainted with my new PC. Do you think this would count as parental leave?

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